911

Today was boring. You would think people would have more accidents today due to being nervous and would have to flood the hospitals or something. Nothing. Not a soul it seemed like. The usual shuffling of drones to and from. Nothing vital anywhere.

Speaking of braindead drones... I watched the Presidential Address tonight. I can't imagine why I thought it would be worth watching. I've seen more moving monologues at fifth grade spelling bees. It's entertaining seeing the top candidate from Jerry's telethons running the country. I don't know if Jerry himself appointed him or if he won the speech section at the special olympics. Either way. Riveting speech.

Huge weekend coming up though. Maybe that will pull my corpse ahead through the week.